questions

Why am I so spaced out today? Why does drinking wine (which I thoroughly enjoyed on my date with my sweetie last night) make me pass out as soon as I get home? Why do I not have ANY clothes to wear in this weather? (Really. I look like a homeless person.) Why did my shoulder freeze up?

Is the answer to almost all of the above stress?

Duh.

Tonight I am going to a spa I read about. It's a lot less expensive than most places, or so it seems. I need someone to pound on my shoulder until it behaves.

Seriously.